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[doesnotsparkle]

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yw!

[doesnotsparkle]

Jennifer, you say that as if you have never met me.
I hate this; I have not felt this awful since I was literally dying.

Please tell me I didn't do anything that will
A. Get myself on the news or
B. utterly embarrassing.

[greenup]

You'll be fine!! Seriously!
It's nowhere near as bad as that.

A little of column A, a little of column B.
But you said not to tell you specifics so I won't.

[doesnotsparkle]

Never again.

[ Lies, his dramatic ass will absolutely drink with her again.]

[greenup]

Hook yourself up to one of those Liquid IV things.
That's got electrolytes right?? Would it work on you?

[doesnotsparkle]

I'm allergic to it, unfortunately. Something about IV's in general has made me ill since I became what I am. That is why I can not live on bagged blood.
I do not need Brawndo.
I need the bloody aspirin to kick in.

[ How had he even seen that movie? Probably Martine or Jack.]