[ Morbius can't even judge it. He would probably react the same if someone insulted him. On purpose or not... and also depending on how depressed he was that day. Factors mattered in how much he cared about what people say. ]
I would really rather not dig my grave any deeper, thank you. You know who my best friend is.
[ Jack, of course, he's not denied it even when they bicker. Granted, Emil held that title first, but Emil is dead, and he doubts Deadpool knew of the childhood friend he accidentally ate when he first became the living vampire.]
People gossip down here worse than any newspaper above; I should not have listened. So, where did you leave your child?
[ Absolutely trying to divert away from his blunder.]
[ We're talking about the guy who slept with Wade's wife. Ex-wife. All water under the bridge now, Wade supposed. Jack getting his head shot clean off was probably punishment enough. ]
My perfectly polite pupper Princess? She's at the office. Can't take her on every job. She likes to chase cars, and it's a bit alarming to the average citizen. Can't imagine why. [ More importantly: ] Fireworks ain't symbiote friendly, anyway.
Well, you know how he is, more so when he gets talking with others.
[ That or his head looking like a cub when in werewolf form. Something clearly helped, or didnt help. Either way, it was a bit of drama he did not want to get involved with.
All the vampire could do was blink again.]
Yes, well that makes sense, most normal people would not know how to react to that. [ It was a comical image if nothing else. ] No, I would not think a symbiote would handle fireworks well. Which you still should not have tried to bring down here
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I would really rather not dig my grave any deeper, thank you. You know who my best friend is.
[ Jack, of course, he's not denied it even when they bicker. Granted, Emil held that title first, but Emil is dead, and he doubts Deadpool knew of the childhood friend he accidentally ate when he first became the living vampire.]
People gossip down here worse than any newspaper above; I should not have listened. So, where did you leave your child?
[ Absolutely trying to divert away from his blunder.]
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[ We're talking about the guy who slept with Wade's wife. Ex-wife. All water under the bridge now, Wade supposed. Jack getting his head shot clean off was probably punishment enough. ]
My perfectly polite pupper Princess? She's at the office. Can't take her on every job. She likes to chase cars, and it's a bit alarming to the average citizen. Can't imagine why. [ More importantly: ] Fireworks ain't symbiote friendly, anyway.
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[ That or his head looking like a cub when in werewolf form. Something clearly helped, or didnt help. Either way, it was a bit of drama he did not want to get involved with.
All the vampire could do was blink again.]
Yes, well that makes sense, most normal people would not know how to react to that. [ It was a comical image if nothing else. ] No, I would not think a symbiote would handle fireworks well. Which you still should not have tried to bring down here
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[ What a heartwarming conclusion to the story, right? Or something. ]